Monday, September 21, 2009

Just Like A Movie, Only Not Even Remotely

So, I went to San Jose, and I drove back, and I took some pictures while I was driving which is super safe, you should all try it.

California. I'm so glad I don't live in you anymore.


I googled The Rogue. No dice. But work totally does bite, so I'm on board with this. Let's all go!


This is when Jesus started coming back, but was chased away by Paul Bettany, Dennis Quaid, and the truly heinous quality of the movies they're doing these days.


And now I'm working on getting the car rental company to take off the charges for an extra day - set my alarm and got up after 17 hours of driving and 4 hours of sleep just to get that car back on time. Folks, this is kinda stressful. Perhaps Jesus could have helped me out with this one. Curse you, Paul Bettany!

7 comments:

shel said...

you curse paul bettany? he is nothing but delicious british dreaminess. :)

Sabayon said...

I wonder how the Rouge makes work not bite. I like to think they just give you money and you can quit your job. That you could not find them because they are a secretive mostly benevolent organization. I imagine they trade random money for your first born child, because that would be awesome.
Also, I'm anti-the world ending in a giant fiery jesus-y apocalypse, so really if it takes shitty movies being called into existence to halt the Armageddon then I am all for it. Also you should read Good Omens.

Melanie said...

Sweet pictures. Rental car places can REALLY SUCK sometimes... I know. Don't worry, if you insist over and over and over they'll do whatever you want.

canihelpyousir said...

Okay, so David and I saw the trailer for that Paul Bettany movie before we saw District 9, and there's a part where some demonic grandma crawls up a wall or something, and we were the only people in the theater who burst out laughing. We thought it was supposed to be a comedy.

Rebecca said...

shel: I liked him in A Knight's Tale.

sabayon: I think shitty movies might be a sign of the apocalypse. Just not if they star Paul Bettany. As long as he keeps doing shitty movies, we're safe.

Mel: Yeah, I need to remember to call back and insist some more.

canihelpyousir: Yeah, there's a thin line between horror and comedy. Especially if there are old ladies crawling up walls.

lesbo said...

"this is when jesus started coming back..." i just peed my pants!
i've got that same picture!

Rebecca said...

Lesbo: Always glad to do my part for kidney relief. You're welcome.